"Surprise, Surprise": This one is about settling, especially in a new relationship. Like, when you can tell right away that the person isn't right for you or is setting terms you don't like, but maybe you haven't had a date in a while so you find yourself inexplicably revising your list of dealbreakers. As in, "Sure, she's an unemployed, chain-smoking Star Wars fan with herpes--but I ought to be able to see past the little things."

"Lesbotron 3000": Uh, this one's about a lesbian robot love slave.


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