This week's comic names some things that are reputedly hot, but when you actually try them are lukewarm at best. My inspiration was those Cosmopolitan articles like "957 Ways to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed!", when they get past idea #80 or so and start scraping the bottom of the barrel of sex tips. Here's a few more items that didn't make the cut:

Sex in cars
That thing where you put an Altoid in your mouth before you go down on someone
The much-touted Rabbit vibrator
Making love in the green green grass, behind the stadium
Ice and popsicles
Lacy panties (Itchy!)
Food in the bedroom

Any more? Leave 'em in the comments!